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Hatopia 
Kris' wonderful world of hats! The main place for awesome hats and hat realted products, for example hat wax, and hat tuners. (not currently available) Remember: "If you take a seal and hit it very hard in the face every day for 6 weeks, you may, turn it into a rather fetching hat."

The Holy Grail
The King of gentleman's top hats, this awesome hat instantly transforms even the lowliest scummers to the cream of society. Your life is meaningless without this hat.

The Top Hat - By Bates Gentleman's Hatters
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Only £300

Kangol Stripe Cap
If you need to show just how rich you are, without giving off that air of snobbery, you need this. Extravagent enough to matter, but not so much you become alienated from the rest of us.

Felted Wool Spray Stripe Cap - By Kangol
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only £50

Betmar Destiny
Something for the ladies. This is the ultimate in womens fashion. Made of real straw, this hat will quite simply leave the others in the hay.

The Quite Spectacular Betmar Destiny
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Only £99

Pimp Hats
Everyone likes pimps, so why not get a pimp hat! Hats and pimps, the perfect combination of awesome cool.

Awesome Fur Bucket Pimp Hats - From PimpHats.com
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Only £25

Anyone who wishes to purchase one of the best hats in existance,  please email me