Bronzer  - One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.

Carny - one who smells like worcester sauce and piss and who fills the back of a pick up truck with water and swims in it

Cottaging  - The persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall

Fagmort - a species of large creatures who can mate, conceive, and bear large young within 10 seconds. The young are roughly cannonball-sized and are birthed with an incredible force which can be aimed by a trainer. Fagmorts are used as living weapons

Hob Boskins - the process of obliterating a dustbin to the point that it implodes and you are legally forced to change ure name due to 'not quite been the same person you were whence before'. the same must be done should you fall flat on your face off the top rope during a wrestling match. See also orlando jobber

charva - a person or persi (see pluralosity) who, whilst occupying the bargain basement of the proverbial british shop, still manages to spend excessively on unnessacry crap, such as skag and fatty scran. hobbies include lookin at you all funnii, taking skag, selling skag, wailing for skag, signing on, taking skag, collection t'benefits, taking skag. not too fond of peter sutcliffe for unknown reasons. david blunketts plan to colonise all charvas in britain to newcastle has failed miserably, they seem to be spread as far as sunderland. still not to worry, if you see one in the street you'll be safe in the knowledge that you'll be making the nurses work for their paycheques

david blunkett - that tosser wot cant see nought

orlyx - a personage that loves cocks, thats willys, not roosters

Unibummer - A person, usually male, but always a penised omnivore, who would bum anything. Uni-bummers often take part in cottaging, and other forms of soddomy, like "mormon ceremonial lunches".

Bummer - One to whom the anus is an enterance, rather than an exit.

Portillo - An example of a bummer, and a disgraced MP who actively took part in public bumming, and in activities which are very akin to cottaging.

Array - A group of eleven. Can be used to describe anything, except buns.

Ike Turner - An increasingly common insult meaning one who squiffs large, predominantly flightless, birds. Can also be used to describe a person who has the name "Ike Turner"

Penalise - To stick one's penis in anothers orifice, usually without consent. Like rape, although usually commited in a more sensitive way.