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Base Model
This sherpa is our most affordable and popular. He does all you need in a good quality sherpa, lifting carrying, guiding,
crocheting, etc. However, being the base model there are some drawbacks. For a start he's an ugly little bugger. Also, he
may be able to successfully guide you to the top of 89% of the mountains in Europe, but he doesn't have a fucking clue
where the nearest pub is. This is the ideal Sherpa for begginer mountaineers, but if you want more from your sherpa, I recommend
you part with the extra cash to get the SatNav system.
Standard - £3,000
+ SatNav - £500
+ DVD/SACD player - £500
+ Leather Interior - (we don't do this, its just weird)
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| Dawa working hard, as he will for you. |
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Super Deluxo Model
As the sharper amongst you will have noticed, this is the aptly named "Super Deluxo Model". It is both Super and Deluxo
(although perhaps to a lesser extent). This is the only Sherpa you will ever need. It contains almost everything imagineable.
You need never worry about your mountain Trek's turning sour with an unplanned overnight stay, thanks to the SDs built in
3-bedroom Mock Tudor townhouse, perfect for "roughing it" on the mountain-side. He also comes with built in SatNav, perfect
for carrying you home from a night on the raz. "Did you say carry?" I hear you cry. Yes i did. Want to make something of it??
He will carry you in complete comfort in his 2 seater Futon Sofa-Bed. To be honest, i could list his features 'till I'm blue
in the face (and that's never once happened to me, so i could be listing for quite some time), but it would be far quicker
to list what isn't included in this, the "überSherpa". So, here we go: 17 Jaffa Cakes, Those upside down
exclamation marks, Natalie Portman, and Maggie's Left Nut. Apart from that, this has literally everything.
All this for a one-off payment* of £50,000
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| ok so he's a Midget robot, but he's still fantasmic |
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