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The type of jokes sit-com writers (me) are into.

The kind of joke Maurcie would tell Charlie, his pet monkey and only companion after his unfortuante dismisal for "Rigging the ring toss" as he calls it.
 
1) What's the difference between a Zoo and an old folks home?
           People like visitng the zoo.
2) Why do ginger parents have ginger children?
           No-one else would.
3) Whats Purple and goes round in circles?
           Judaism.

These jokes are mine. Thanks