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You have untill the 21st June to buy the ultimate in Head Boy memoribilia (although I hope, one day, to offer signed photos of grants ass) Buy This hat, and you will be the swingingest person around!

THE hat, as worn by me in my speech.
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Now when i say THE hat...... its clearly not

mail me with your bid. Along with your name and such. All bids are welcome*
 
The winner shall recieve: The hat, a certificate of authentication, and a photo oppertunity with me!**
 
I won't lie. So far the highest bid is... well i aint not had nought. Although the Sultan of Brunei expressed an interest***
 
Ok, I have recieved a bid from Matthew Howland. £1. That means im selling at a £4 loss, but what the hell. It's for charity!****
 
After an intense bidding war, a Ms. Hazel is winnin'. If you want it, you have to beat a £2 bid.

*only good bids are welcome
 
**Photos charged at an extortionate rate, like when you go to the zoo and the kids just "have to" get their photos taken with the clown. £5 mate? really? is your camera made of gold? Fuck off then. tell you what, i'll give u £1 and take it with my camera. I don't care what you say! Run Kris! stand infront of that bastard! "daddy, whys the clown bleeding?" i punched him too hard. Now say "Cheeeeeese!"
 
***didn't, though i'd imagine he would if he knew i was selling it
 
****altough i'm not technically a charity, i enjoy getting money for no reason, much like charities do