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Kris = awesome
 
 
So, by association, this site is amazing.
 
 
Sorry I haven't updated the site in a while, my computer was confiscated during Operation Ore.
 
What's New!...Pussycat, wooooooooooaaaah! Tom Jones is so cool!
 
Click Here to go to the official bestest bit of my the site. It was given 14 beetroots out of many by an independant panel of midgets.
 

"Jones vs. The Strokes"

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Hello. I am the Kris. This is my website, with less eroticism than the title suggest, but still cooler than you. I don't know you, but I know this site is cooler, unless you happen to be Steve McQueen. Back from the grave. If so, please email me. You are cool.
 
 

 
A little break from the torrent of filthy porn you find on every other site on this network of disgust. We plan to expand into selling hats, cheese, and maybe one day, lots and lots of porn.
 
 

A Game? Oh I couldn't Possibly....

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