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Hats!
 
Quality Hats, made of real mink. Thats the little animal, not those disgusting people on buses

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Warning: Only I look that dam cool in this hat

Cheese!

 

Quality Cheeses, to suit every Cheesetologists cheese-related needs.

Buy Cheese Here!

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Warning: Cheese can be fatal to those with enlarged cheese recepticle glandiolas

Communist Ideology!
 
Tired of being told you can't say you're a communist whilst owning lots of material possesions? Then this is for you!

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Warning: Communism is not for everyone.

Legal Stuff!
 
An assortment of things one may use to get high, but legally. Trust me, I'm like Barnardos.

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Warning: £1 of whole nutmeg is fatal. Fatally Hilarious!

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